And let's not forget the obligatory message that this conversation will be recorded for possible evaluation. Yeah that 'Did you know that most of X can be done

And let's not forget the obligatory message that this conversation will be recorded for possible evaluation. Yeah that 'Did you know that most of X can be done on our website at double-you-double-you-doub…' message when you just spent a small part of your life trying to get a chatbot to give up the phone number for support is really high up there in the list of things that piss me off. Also high on the list: the inevitable request to state your question for the phonebot to direct your call to the proper meat-based representative, which will inevitably mishear, misunderstand, or misconstrue whatever it is I'm calling about.