Ah the Yelp biz model: "would be a shame if somebody read a bad review about your biz, pay us to remove it" to Netlify "would be a shame if somebody DDOS'd y

Ah the Yelp biz model: "would be a shame if somebody read a bad review about your biz, pay us to remove it" to Netlify "would be a shame if somebody DDOS'd your serverless website, subscribe to our DDOS protection plan"