+1000, thank you for saying this. A guy is driving down a road that splits to the left and right. He intended to go right. Just then, the steering goes out, an

+1000, thank you for saying this. A guy is driving down a road that splits to the left and right. He intended to go right. Just then, the steering goes out, and he crashes straight into a tree between the two forks. The police show up and ask him what happened. "My car refused to go right! If I tried to go any direction but left, it would ignore me!"