They need to talk about something original that hasn’t been regurgitated thousands of times. They need to have personality and talk to me like I’m their friend

They need to talk about something original that hasn’t been regurgitated thousands of times. They need to have personality and talk to me like I’m their friend and we are having lunch (ie I don’t wanna be bored) They need to be written in a way that makes it easy to read too (ie no long paragraphs) They need to be helpful, interesting or entertaining (preferably all 3)