Reminds me of a Russian joke. A secretary applies for a job; the interviewer asks her: "In your CV you claim that you can type 1000 characters per minute - for

Reminds me of a Russian joke. A secretary applies for a job; the interviewer asks her: "In your CV you claim that you can type 1000 characters per minute - for real?!" "Yes!", she replies, then adds in a low voice: "but such nonsense comes out..."