TL;DR 1. We reject customers who speak harshly about our software. They hurt our feelings, and we simply won't stand for that. 2. We welcome customers who rob

TL;DR 1. We reject customers who speak harshly about our software. They hurt our feelings, and we simply won't stand for that. 2. We welcome customers who rob and kill as a matter of business. If it satisfies minimum legal requirements, we are happy to make a buck. 3. We are so proud of our reasoning ability that we are going on record to say that we welcome patent trolls and the Ku Klux Klan.