That's not a real thing! Crap's a very old world, and according to Wikipedia "crapper" was first attested in a roughly modern sense when Sir Crapper was only ab

That's not a real thing! Crap's a very old world, and according to Wikipedia "crapper" was first attested in a roughly modern sense when Sir Crapper was only about 10, well before his overflowing flush to prominence in the plumbing world.