Use a prepaid card that you bought at a grocery store a few cities away from your hometown with cash while wearing a mask and not bringing any phones with you o

Use a prepaid card that you bought at a grocery store a few cities away from your hometown with cash while wearing a mask and not bringing any phones with you or driving a car that logs its location or beacons any identifying signals. I think that might finally allow you to pay for the New York Times on your own terms and not worry about their hounds sniffing you down.