This guy is way ahead of you: https://www.wired.com/2012/02/headless-chicken-solution/ https://www.wired.com/2012/02/headless-chicken-solution/ I imagine the m

This guy is way ahead of you: https://www.wired.com/2012/02/headless-chicken-solution/ https://www.wired.com/2012/02/headless-chicken-solution/ I imagine the meat would be pretty tasteless though.