Look mate, your car has always been oxidising. What do you think is more achievable, putting out the fire I set or just adapting? What? No, of course you're no

Look mate, your car has always been oxidising. What do you think is more achievable, putting out the fire I set or just adapting? What? No, of course you're not allowed to try more than one. Honestly all those non-arson factors that cause oxidation means it's pretty brain dead to assume me setting a fire had anything to do with it. You're probably just going to have to live with all your stuff being on fire, just a hazard of living in a oxygen-having environment.