Note, for those that don't know, that this will appear in the print edition of the magazine that is on its way to mailboxes and newsstands everywhere, so maybe

Note, for those that don't know, that this will appear in the print edition of the magazine that is on its way to mailboxes and newsstands everywhere, so maybe the point would be hurt less in print. Maybe it would be funnier in print too, although I kind of doubt that. Shouts & Murmurs is very rarely funny.