Let's not be fooled, corporate personhood is, in practice, entirely about allowing companies to bribe politicians and shielding executives from all punishment f

Let's not be fooled, corporate personhood is, in practice, entirely about allowing companies to bribe politicians and shielding executives from all punishment for wrongdoing the businesses commit under their purview. Bob, being the owner of the business, clearly has fourth amendment rights even if the company doesn't. Ergo the property of the company is protected (hypothetically, you seem to forget that the fourth amendment is hardly even real anymore due to rampant abuse of civil forfeiture). But, on the other hand, when the company, say, poisons a hundred people with knowingly carcinogenic products, Bob is the human being responsible. Companies being "people" is utterly ridiculous and always has been.