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This is tangential, but the author's audiobook "Savaged by Systemd" sounds hilariously bizarre: > The classic work of Linux satirical erotica, complete and una

This is tangential, but the author's audiobook "Savaged by Systemd" sounds hilariously bizarre: > The classic work of Linux satirical erotica, complete and unabridged, now a Tilted Windmill Press exclusive! > ... The latest trend Terry refuses? One adopted almost everywhere? Systemd, the replacement init. > So Systemd comes for Terry. > Wearing skin-tight leather pants.

perihelions 3y ago
And that's enough HN for today.
ufo 3y ago
Sounds like something Chuck Tingle would write.
- aaronbrethorst 3y ago
  Pounded in the root by a Systemd
  - SahAssar 3y ago
    SIGKILL:ed in the stdin by systemd: A proc erotica
thimp 3y ago
Is it a love story? Is it a horror story? We will never know!
- striking 3y ago
  I mean, if you really want to know... here's an Amazon review: https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R2W2GI082RE884/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewpnt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B075DYXZW1#R2W2GI082RE884 https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R2W2GI082RE884/re... Both the review and the sample of the book available through the book's marketplace listing leave me unable to describe either of them with any single word other than "inspired".
  - agshekeloh 3y ago
    As the author, I cannot recommend reading this tale. I must say, however, that the reviews are an art form in and of themselves and will reward ten minutes of your time. That review you cited was clearly written by someone who felt personally attacked. I have theories.
    - thimp 3y ago
      Poettering got drunk and read it?
      - agshekeloh 3y ago
        no comment
    - bigstrat2003 3y ago
      I defied your warnings and read your tale. I got some good laughs out of it. Well done!
xanderlewis 3y ago
That's brilliant. ...not entirely related, but reminds me of this: https://wiki.wlug.org.nz/POSIX_ME_HARDER https://wiki.wlug.org.nz/POSIX_ME_HARDER).

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This is tangential, but the author's audiobook "Savaged by Systemd" sounds hilariously bizarre: > The classic work of Linux satirical erotica, complete and una

by neuronexmachina 3y ago

perihelions 3y ago
And that's enough HN for today.
ufo 3y ago
Sounds like something Chuck Tingle would write.
- aaronbrethorst 3y ago
  Pounded in the root by a Systemd
  - SahAssar 3y ago
    SIGKILL:ed in the stdin by systemd: A proc erotica
thimp 3y ago
Is it a love story? Is it a horror story? We will never know!
- striking 3y ago
  I mean, if you really want to know... here's an Amazon review: https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R2W2GI082RE884/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewpnt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B075DYXZW1#R2W2GI082RE884 https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R2W2GI082RE884/re... Both the review and the sample of the book available through the book's marketplace listing leave me unable to describe either of them with any single word other than "inspired".
  - agshekeloh 3y ago
    As the author, I cannot recommend reading this tale. I must say, however, that the reviews are an art form in and of themselves and will reward ten minutes of your time. That review you cited was clearly written by someone who felt personally attacked. I have theories.
    - thimp 3y ago
      Poettering got drunk and read it?
      - agshekeloh 3y ago
        no comment
    - bigstrat2003 3y ago
      I defied your warnings and read your tale. I got some good laughs out of it. Well done!
xanderlewis 3y ago
That's brilliant. ...not entirely related, but reminds me of this: https://wiki.wlug.org.nz/POSIX_ME_HARDER https://wiki.wlug.org.nz/POSIX_ME_HARDER).