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Normally HN isn't the place for jokes, but this seems like the right time for this (very old) one: Heisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm are in a car. They get pull
by js2 3y ago
Normally HN isn't the place for jokes, but this seems like the right time for this (very old) one:
Heisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm are in a car.
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No, but I know exactly where I am” Heisenberg replies.
The cop says “You were doing 55 in a 35 miles per hour zone.” Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts “Great! Now I’m lost!”
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”
“We do now, thanks to you!” shouts Schrödinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.