is the reason "because the critical mass of people buying a nearly four-thousand dollar toy to strap on their face for clout and cult status was so monumental i

is the reason "because the critical mass of people buying a nearly four-thousand dollar toy to strap on their face for clout and cult status was so monumental it created its own powerful gravity well of self-entitled fart-huffing narcissistic energy violent enough to send each unit to the RMA warehouse through quantum teleportation?" no? well i bet its dead pixels or something...