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Nah, you just need a simple Bond Villain Plot. Step One: build a machine that can cool the Earth, solving global warming Once and For All. Step Two: demand th
by saalweachter 3y ago
Nah, you just need a simple Bond Villain Plot.
Step One: build a machine that can cool the Earth, solving global warming Once and For All.
Step Two: demand the governments of the Earth pay you $1 trillion to turn it off at the appropriate time.
- ant6n 3y agoAlso sharks, with friggin lasers attached to their heads.
- DelaneyM 3y agoI mean, a trillion dollars to solve global warming sounds like a pretty good deal to me?
- peebeebee 3y agoThat would be a good ending. The villain suddenly becomes the hero, but his evil purpose disappears and he gets depressed. :)
- Keyframe 3y agoand then he proceeds to train ChatGPT5 with given money, even though it wasn't $7T he was hoping for.
- exoverito 3y agoIt's not solving if they can turn it back on, it's a subscription. The elite want renters, 'you will own nothing and be happy'. It should give people pause that with all the push for more renewables in California and Germany, they now have among the most expensive electricity on Earth.
- Timon3 3y agoYou're conveniently leaving out that, at least for Germany, this was already the case before.
- NoMoreNicksLeft 3y agoShit, I think the US spent several times that per year, without even a good plan to pay it back. Does that mean the United States is irresponsible, or the amount is just so trivial they can't be bothered? Who cares, it's some other administration's problem. Solving global warming, turning off the earth iceball machine when it's time? Easily worth $100 trillion. OP just has no supervillain potential. "I demand the sum of... $1 million dollars!" -- Dr. Evil