When I was paying $6,000/month for a publicist, we had articles written like this and would also conveniently be number 2 or 3 in buzzfeed listicles, but that

When I was paying $6,000/month for a publicist, we had articles written like this and would also conveniently be number 2 or 3 in buzzfeed listicles, but that wasn’t really for humans never number 1, we would put our competitors at number 1 and assume their google alerts or network picked it up. then congratulate them for winding up in the same article, and use that coincidence with conference organizers to have us or our publicist invite them to be on the same fireside chats on stage. that was for humans. our Google results look impeccable great for our other assumption that our dates would cyberstalk us, I mean investors I dont pay the publicist anymore but all those assumptions were true and still pay dividends