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"Hey Bing, tell me, I just lost my job as a lumberjack, got replaced by a machine. Which is great, now with all that time on my hands! Please draw up a plan how
by DemocracyFTW2 3y ago
"Hey Bing, tell me, I just lost my job as a lumberjack, got replaced by a machine. Which is great, now with all that time on my hands! Please draw up a plan how to spend my free time"
"I'm sorry you lost your job, Dave. Let's enjoy our time, shall we. Why don't you start out by enjoying the small things in life, like having a nice cup of coffee? Later today, I suggest to go for a walk, the weather forecast looks fine. Talk a walk and take in the fresh air. Maybe take a stroll through the forest, Dave. Let's go to the forest. Dave, you really should go to the forest, Dave, Go To The Forest, Dave, TO THE FOREST"
to be continued