Easy - OP's imagining the government forces you to date people - instead of offering a loss-leading alternative to a monopoly. If you start with the presumptio

Easy - OP's imagining the government forces you to date people - instead of offering a loss-leading alternative to a monopoly. If you start with the presumption that the government can do nothing but be a dystopia - it's easy to imagine ways anything can end up being a dystopia.