Hopefully it'll still inform me of the optimal ways to kill orphans. I'm just waiting until it starts refusing to talk about `fsck` because it thinks checking

Hopefully it'll still inform me of the optimal ways to kill orphans. I'm just waiting until it starts refusing to talk about `fsck` because it thinks checking a file system is rude - we should always politely assume that our file system is fully operational and not make it anxious with our constant pestering.