Many of those random userspace C programs (i.e. stuff in the (1) manpage section) could have been rewritten in e.g. OCaml just fine ages ago, if only people wer

Many of those random userspace C programs (i.e. stuff in the (1) manpage section) could have been rewritten in e.g. OCaml just fine ages ago, if only people were paying attention and not in the curly brace mind prison.