Is this Mark Thomas? Sounds like him - always up to some hilarious mischief. But of course - British police have no knowledge of law, ancient or modern, it's no

Is this Mark Thomas? Sounds like him - always up to some hilarious mischief. But of course - British police have no knowledge of law, ancient or modern, it's not really in the job description. They just want to get home for tea like everyone else. The saddest part of this, and I did not realise, Tony Blair still needs an armed detail outside his house, sucking up taxpayer money. Why doesn't he just piss off to another country where he's a bit more welcome than a fart in a spacesuit.