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The real question is, where will incidents be reported to if you're not in the sudoers file?

• rezonant 3y ago
  The people demand to know.
• teekert 3y ago
  So harsh right? I felt bad the first couple of times even if it was my own computer!
• SLWW 3y ago
  I still to this day feel like I'm being snitched on, even if I own the hardware directly. Probably some MS server =|
  • DANmode 3y ago
    They collect and send the filenames on your disk, and other arbitrary stuff. Why not?!
• numpad0 3y ago
  You'll be asked to enable .NET and Simple TCPIP services, and a mailbox file created under C:\ will open on Notepad every logins thereafter.
• Pikamander2 3y ago
  Santa Claus, if XKCD is to be believed https://xkcd.com/838/ https://xkcd.com/838/
• codetrotter 3y ago
  billg@microsoft.com
• easyThrowaway 3y ago
  The boring answer would be the event viewer snap-in. Alternatively, a stern yet extremely polite mail from Raymond Chen asking what you were actually trying to accomplish.
  • notpachet 3y ago
    ASCII Clippy appears: "It looks like you're trying to do privilege escalation"
    • glitchc 3y ago
      Isn't that followed by "Would you like me to help you with that?"
• mynameisbob22 3y ago
  My fingers are still starting to shake if I accidentally miss-typed the sudo password 2 times. Even on my own server, where the incident will be reported to myself!
• Vosporos 3y ago
  To Santa of course
• trbleclef 3y ago
  They'll be sent directly to -- MARK --.