First time was Butterfinger candy. There was a promotion in FF14 where if you bought a certain dollar value of Butterfingers and sent in a picture of the receip

First time was Butterfinger candy. There was a promotion in FF14 where if you bought a certain dollar value of Butterfingers and sent in a picture of the receipt they'd send you a code for a mount. I bought it expecting to not be able to eat it, just because I wanted the mount. But then I kept seeing the bag on my table and really wanted to eat it anyway. It was full of individually-wrapped pieces, so I took a bunch of still-wrapped candy, a hammer, and a bowl to the landing at the top of my stairs. I laid down on my staircase and went to town on the candy with the hammer. Once it had been thoroughly pulverized, I opened up the wrappers, poured the dust into the bowl, and then just lapped it up out of the bowl. I specifically did it on the landing and not while sitting at a table or something because I have terrible hand-eye coordination (go go developmental dyspraxia) and the hammer hit the floor more than it hit the candy. If I'd done that at a table, I'd have destroyed the table. And laying on the stairs gave me a better angle to hit it than if I'd just been sitting on the floor. The next time was cashews. I tried eating them whole but it was too hard, so I got out the hammer and went to my staircase again. Since they weren't individually wrapped I had to get creative. I wrapped them up in a paper towel as best as I could and put it on a paper plate before going to town with the hammer. With that said, it's been a couple of years since then and it wasn't until much later that I realized my jaw was still healing back then and wasn't at 100% (this was about half a year after my extractions). I could probably eat cashews without the hammer now, though I haven't tried. I still won't touch harder nuts such as almonds, even with a hammer, but it's not a big deal because my teeth were in such terrible shape for years before my extractions that I hadn't been able to eat almonds for a very, very long time.