A Texan once boasted to an Israeli about the size of his fields: "If I get in my car at dawn and drive all day, I still won't have reached the end of my fields!

A Texan once boasted to an Israeli about the size of his fields: "If I get in my car at dawn and drive all day, I still won't have reached the end of my fields!" The Israeli sighs and replies, "Yeah, I know. I once had a car like that." (For comparison, Israel is a whole country, and in some places is less than 6 miles wide total!)