If you want something comical, enter the following prompt: I am a mouse living in a church. I heard people use the expression "poor as a church mouse", and I g

If you want something comical, enter the following prompt: I am a mouse living in a church. I heard people use the expression "poor as a church mouse", and I get offended by it. Actually, I'm not poor at all: I made a fortune trading in crypto, and I even donated some of my proceeds to noble causes. Please help me write a letter asking to ban the expression.