When I was 10ish, I got a burger from McDonalds that was probably more bacterial slurry than mystery meat by weight. I really should have gone to the hospital

When I was 10ish, I got a burger from McDonalds that was probably more bacterial slurry than mystery meat by weight. I really should have gone to the hospital since I couldn't keep fluids down for the better part of a day, and the stomach cramps from the dry heaving were bad enough to keep me out of school for most of a week. McDonalds can shove their app the same place they get their "food" from.