I appreciate a good hack more than most, but this is the kind of cleverness which makes life hell for anyone else who needs to understand what the fuck is happe

I appreciate a good hack more than most, but this is the kind of cleverness which makes life hell for anyone else who needs to understand what the fuck is happening and why. At least with TFAs shebang at the top of the file, it kind of gives a clue. Upon reflection, I don't feel great about either way, haha. Even if it makes sense to me, it'll be a little too sneaky for most.