I don't really care if the error message is cute or whatever. What I care most about is that you did everything possible to prevent me from even seeing the erro

I don't really care if the error message is cute or whatever. What I care most about is that you did everything possible to prevent me from even seeing the error in the first place. Then, once you've determined the error is not recoverable without user intervention make sure to tell me about it in a way that's actionable on my part. I should immediately know after reading the error whether I should: • Immediately try again • Wait some time and try again • Change my input and try again, or • Give up and walk away