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Just don't ask for a "lawyer, dawg" because that will be interpreted as a literal request for a canine that practices law, which doesn't exist[0]. [0]https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2017/10/suspect-asks-for-a-lawyer-dawg-judge-says-he-asked-for-a-lawyer-dog.html https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2017/10/suspect-asks-for... Fifth amendment rights in the US are a joke.