Also don’t get packages delivered to your house because badguys can steal them. Also don’t keep money in your wallet because badguys can pickpocket you. Also

Also don’t get packages delivered to your house because badguys can steal them. Also don’t keep money in your wallet because badguys can pickpocket you. Also don’t use computers because badguys can steal your passwords. Turns out the problem is Carriers are dogshit and don’t protect their customers.