It's me, I'm the worst user. I subscribe&save at every opportunity, then cancel all of them before the next shipment. I get several new credit cards a year just

It's me, I'm the worst user. I subscribe&save at every opportunity, then cancel all of them before the next shipment. I get several new credit cards a year just qualify for the $500 sign up bonus, then never use them again. I have 20+ gmail accounts to use new customer promos over and over. You do not want me as a customer.