"There was no alternative to the internet that did the same things." And this is a terrible interpretation of what I intended on saying. :) I was mocking the

"There was no alternative to the internet that did the same things." And this is a terrible interpretation of what I intended on saying. :) I was mocking the validity of the parents assertion because I find it has as much credibility as my ridiculous assertion. Perhaps you were mocking mine? and if so, kudos to you sir.