I've lubricated many keyholes in my 39 years on this planet and never spent more time than going "I need graphite lube, I have graphite lube. I will squirt grap

I've lubricated many keyholes in my 39 years on this planet and never spent more time than going "I need graphite lube, I have graphite lube. I will squirt graphite lube into key hole. I will come back in 3 years and squirt graphite lube in key hole again." I guess at one point 20 years ago I went "how do I lube a lock? oh cool, graphite lube." Then the rest. You would have an aneuryism if you saw how often touchball mouse owners lubed their mice. Probably daily. I literally keep a little graphite lube tube on my desk. Graphite lube is not a rare or uncommon household lubricant. I could've also used dielectric grease or silicon lube potentially. All 3 of which I have in my garage and I'm in my 30s. And I rent. An apartment. Downtown.