I need a brain colonic after reading though just some of the mess of overhyped claims in RavenDB marketing and documentation. I appreciate Aphyr doing all this

I need a brain colonic after reading though just some of the mess of overhyped claims in RavenDB marketing and documentation. I appreciate Aphyr doing all this wonderful work and how some of the Raven claims triggered that work. I'd have hoped that anybody building a critical system would have read the mess of Raven documentation/claims/hype and run the other way.