I can guarantee you I'm not 30 years older than you because I'm not even 30 years old, but I definitely think the downvotes couldn't possibly be more correct, l

I can guarantee you I'm not 30 years older than you because I'm not even 30 years old, but I definitely think the downvotes couldn't possibly be more correct, lol. "SafEtY LAWS arE wrITtEn iN BloOd" honestly made me laugh out loud because of how incredibly predictable and rote it is, but the rest of the comment was pretty funny, too. It reads like a recipe on how to construct a maximally neurotic society. I don't think being hyper-aware of potential boo boos makes for a mentally healthy individual. Drink from the hose, play in the street, climb 80 feet up in tree, I don't care, just try not to die. I did all of this when I was a kid and more; I never broke a bone, and I never died. Sometimes I got my ass kicked or I got some some cuts, bruises, and scars, but I'm alive and I've got stories, and that's what counts. Depriving a child of that seems literally cruel to me.