The first time I see someone in my doctor's office waiting room with one of those on, I'm whipping out my phone, pointing it right at them, and hitting "record.

The first time I see someone in my doctor's office waiting room with one of those on, I'm whipping out my phone, pointing it right at them, and hitting "record." If they complain at all, then I'll start asking them for their personal information. "What's your name? What brings you to this particular doctor's office today?"