At that point it seems faster to just learn how to write the logic yourself. Or get your answer from StackOverflow. To me this seems like we're trying to re-in

At that point it seems faster to just learn how to write the logic yourself. Or get your answer from StackOverflow. To me this seems like we're trying to re-invent SQL in a weird way, where you can "write code like how you write naturally!" - except you still need to logically piece your code together. Programming is more like plumbing than it is like writing context independent functions.