A satirical post? Who would ever consider such a thing! Next thing you know, people will start posting pointed absurdity in response to weak satire. The sea cha

A satirical post? Who would ever consider such a thing! Next thing you know, people will start posting pointed absurdity in response to weak satire. The sea changes will be so great that the wind patterns will also change, and cause all of our hats to fly off our heads. Whoosh.