Consider these two paraphrased arguments against Crockford, each made independently by many poster-programmers here: (1) I don't like comments, but removing th

Consider these two paraphrased arguments against Crockford, each made independently by many poster-programmers here: (1) I don't like comments, but removing them won't solve anything: People who like comments can just embed them as funky properties. (2) I like comments, but embedding them as funky properties is annoying and awkward, and I don't want to. Now look at (1). Now look at (2). Now relax your eyes like you're looking at a stereoscopic poster until (1) and (2) merge together and you achieve a Zen-like understanding -- or a view of a schooner.