I am a farmer who spends my 9-5 writing websites, often in PHP. I'm the farthest you can get from a techbro, and you'll find no apology or regret here, because

I am a farmer who spends my 9-5 writing websites, often in PHP. I'm the farthest you can get from a techbro, and you'll find no apology or regret here, because I don't care if you're offended by me being "unclassy". I have a position, and whinging about it is counterproductive.