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> plan the sprints out 3 months In an "agile" way, of course. You can be agile, you just have to say weeks in advance when you're going to be agile so we can
by commandlinefan 3y ago
> plan the sprints out 3 months
In an "agile" way, of course. You can be agile, you just have to say weeks in advance when you're going to be agile so we can plan around it.
- mulmen 3y agoI want to take “agile” proponents to a track and make them run Fibonacci multiples of 100m over and over with the only break being to ask how far they want to run next. Who can sprint forever? It doesn’t make any sense! When do we rest? When do we train? What is this metaphor!?
- psunavy03 3y agoNice straw man you've got there. You're really beating the crap out of that thing. "Sprint" is just a term for something you can also call an "iteration." No one is expecting you to actually go full-throttle 24/7.
- aporetics 3y agoEh, that is exactly the omega-point that end-stage capitalism is converging on.
- psunavy03 3y agoI love it when people use the phrases "end-stage capitalism" or "late-stage capitalism," because it's basically a flashing neon sign saying "you can ignore me, because I have absolutely zero credibility." Makes it easy to move on.
- techbrovanguard 3y agoSpeak for yourself, buddy.
- balex 3y agoObviously he did. I guess you wanted to say "I disagree" but phrase it more aggressively?
- Amigo5862 3y agoThen why not call it an iteration, or a round, or a week, or a month, or a cycle, or literally anything other than "sprint"? Oh, right, because you're supposed to sprint it because that's maximally profitable (in the short-term, anyway).
- docmars 3y agoWhat ever would our beloved boards of directors do if they found out we weren't working fast? ;)