I assure you, if my subcompact economy car decided to drive itself to a service center regardless of whether I was using it at the moment I would have feelings

I assure you, if my subcompact economy car decided to drive itself to a service center regardless of whether I was using it at the moment I would have feelings about that. It's also a bad analogy because MS makes the "I know what I'm doing car" but refuses to sell it to anyone who isn't a business.