I'm a small person so naturally I want a small phone. I also still see my phone as a limited communication device first and foremost. Literally none of my use c

I'm a small person so naturally I want a small phone. I also still see my phone as a limited communication device first and foremost. Literally none of my use cases benefit from a large screen. It could even be greyscale and non-touch for all I care — it's been this many years and typing on a touchscreen is still an exercise in frustration for me. The only requirement is that it should be capable of running Android apps. I need those to function in the society, sorry. The problem is that every single phone out there is made for people for whom their phone is their primary, or maybe only, gateway to the internet. This means watching videos on it and all that stuff. There don't seem to be any phones for people like me, who don't even remember they have a phone most of the time when they're home.