I agree that this is perhaps distasteful and should be approached with caution. That said, you did make me chuckle. How about: * 737 Max: the Bolt-on, Bolt-off

I agree that this is perhaps distasteful and should be approached with caution. That said, you did make me chuckle. How about: * 737 Max: the Bolt-on, Bolt-off Edition. * 737 Max: Holidays with unbeatable decompression!