police knock on the door “DAD, YOUR SPRINKLERS ARE HACKING THE RECYCLING COLLECTION TIMETABLES AGAIN” (spend enough time around places like this, though, and

police knock on the door “DAD, YOUR SPRINKLERS ARE HACKING THE RECYCLING COLLECTION TIMETABLES AGAIN” (spend enough time around places like this, though, and one could easily imagine this being a thing in 2032)