Yea, having to pay attention to the "world outside my brain" is such a distraction from my true identity! Instead of making it all worse by allowing traffic to

Yea, having to pay attention to the "world outside my brain" is such a distraction from my true identity! Instead of making it all worse by allowing traffic to flow more often, let's introduce stop lights in the middle of blocks so there's more equality in who get's to stop being distracted by the outside universe, and instead focus on our true selves, which of course involves our online accounts with large corporations. Driving is such a distraction from being on the phone...