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Or maybe that physican of the Chinese emperor was right that mercury is the key to immortality?

• b112 3y ago
  Wait, is it? The FDA lied about masks, and bleach, and now mercury? Do you know where I can get some?
  • taway_6PplYu5 3y ago
    The trick is you need to filter it through asbestos before you drink it.
    • InSteady 3y ago
      Kindly consider taking these mediocre jokes back to reddit, all of you.