This doesn't make sense even as a joke, since that's not what it means to leak memory. Memory being "reachable" is a property used by garbage collectors to det

This doesn't make sense even as a joke, since that's not what it means to leak memory. Memory being "reachable" is a property used by garbage collectors to determine what can be safely freed, but reachable memory can still be a memory leak. (Which is why languages with GC can still suffer from memory leaks...)