Summary: * We make a lot of low-paying jobs for young people, hocking our foreign-made goods to Americans in every state. * We may or may not create jobs as a

Summary: * We make a lot of low-paying jobs for young people, hocking our foreign-made goods to Americans in every state. * We may or may not create jobs as a bi-product of our app store, where developers can try to scrape in an environment where people will turn to piracy because $0.99 is too expensive for an app. * We pay more in taxes than any of you plebs. (The last one is the Adam Carolla attitude: "I pay a large absolute value in taxes, so you should thank me, regardless of any considerations of relative value or overall rates")